i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I CAN MOONWALK!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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