He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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