It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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