he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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