Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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