forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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