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(303): View more from Colorado

My liver just broke up with me...

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(636): View more from Missouri

I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina

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wtf

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(501): View more from Arkansas

SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.

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(770): View more from Georgia

We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase

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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.

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(636): View more from Missouri

If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies

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(503): View more from Oregon

i think i just asked a donut if it was ok

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?

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