Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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