Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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