Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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