i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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