I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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