That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
