I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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