I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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