Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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