Me too!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
3 2 1 whiskey
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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