it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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