everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
