rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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