I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I could fuck to npr.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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