Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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