All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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