are you still at the devil's house?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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