just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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