He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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