two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize