She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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