it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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