508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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