so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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