Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Terrible idea I love it
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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