Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just gargled with NyQuil
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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