I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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