if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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