Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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