i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
