If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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