Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Everyone says I win the strip club
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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