That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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