Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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