She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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