Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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