YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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