theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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