i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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