I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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