Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I am naked and annoyed.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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