And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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