This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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