Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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