? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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