come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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