nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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