I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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