she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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