If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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