so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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