what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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