what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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